wHAT AN OFFER
(Source: staringdownhippogriffs, via thatsqualitystuff)
IM CRYINF FACE SWAP RECOHNISED JENSEN’S EAR AS A FACE
(via apple-season)
GUYZ, HARRY POTTER HAS TWO SHIRTS.One for winter and one for summer, how practical of you Harry.
Except the top one is his weird hallucination world.
Maybe he subconsciously wishes he had two shirts.
And contacts.
I’m rebloging this until I die
(Source: instantremorse, via apple-season)
that’s what I call a traffic jam
(Source: pleatedjeans, via ihaveabigcock-pit)
yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
(via apple-season)
my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t
(Source: katnissyo)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via pearlsvveatshirt)
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty!
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*
(via pearlsvveatshirt)
this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned
(Source: spatula, via peoplemagazine)
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
(via wimpynoodle)
