Hey I'm Shannon. I'm 17 and I'm a baller. #sweg
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*
being really excited about something your parents don’t care about
Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job
Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)
10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS